Food: A Love Story by Jim Gaffigan

Author:Jim Gaffigan [Gaffigan, Jim]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi, azw3
Tags: Humour, Non-Fiction
ISBN: 9780804140423
Google: FXiBAwAAQBAJ
Amazon: B00K4C4I2U
Barnesnoble: B00K4C4I2U
Goodreads: 22890072
Publisher: Crown Archetype
Published: 2014-10-21T05:00:00+00:00

Juicy/Jucy Lucy

I love Minneapolis and not just because I enjoy being in cities where I’m not the only pale blond guy with an oversize head. My head is so large that in middle school I had to use a football helmet from the high school. I don’t know why my head is so large. You could store a normal-size head inside my head. I like to think my head is like a head case. Okay, I will stop now. Anyway, whenever I bring my large head to Minneapolis, I always head over (sorry) to Matt’s Bar and get a Jucy Lucy. Then I usually go to the hospital for burns to my mouth. A Jucy Lucy (yes, that is how it’s spelled) is a cheeseburger where the cheese is, for some reason, cooked inside the burger. I suppose Matt from Matt’s Bar had the insight “Hey, instead of putting cheese on top of the burger, let’s burn people.” After all, who doesn’t like their cheese at a thousand degrees, or roughly around the same temperature at which they melt swords? There is another place in Minneapolis called the 5-8 Club that also claims to have invented the Juicy Lucy (yes, they spell it that way). This Juicy Lucy is pretty much the same, except for the i in juicy. I guess they did this to distinguish themselves from each other because they are otherwise identical. Kind of like Protestants and Catholics. Apparently the rivalry between the Jucy Lucy and the Juicy Lucy is rather serious, so I try to eat at both places just to keep the peace. Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall inherit the burgers.

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